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TV Dreams

by Kermit's Finger

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TV Dreams 01:55
Defy Maximus with screams Shoot Cylons with laser beams Get between Elvira's thighs Spank Mary Ann a dozen times I'm down on my knees Worshiping the screen Pretty, pretty please Let me live out my TV dreams Come on, turn me on Ride a Devil's Angel's hog Record in the Captain's log Rent at Janet and Chrissy's place Open the ark and melt your face
Sitting on the couch, Waiting for something, Waited your whole life And now your life has passed. Wonder on the couch Just what it is Still do nothing, 'Cause you live it half assed. Half assed You live it half assed! Half hopes, half dreams, And half formed schemes Half full of shit Because you're half asleep. You have no ambition And you have no dreams, Half closed eyes, You're half six feet deep. Half assed You live it half assed! The world speeds by, Everybody's flying, But you're too scared To step on the gas. You're riding the clutch And you're stripping gears Stuck in neutral 'Cause you live it half assed. Half assed You live it half assed!


We're still hoping to release this as a 7-inch, so fingers crossed for the future. We got cut off from the studio before we were able to get the high-quality files of two of the songs, so just "TV Dreams" for now. One outta three ain't bad these days... We'll get the other two songs up as soon as Jay the Milky can get back to Project Sound. Until then, "TV Dreams"......


released June 5, 2020

evil eddie c. (bass/vox - lead vox on Half-Assed)
pete pasted (guitar/vox - lead vox on TV Dreams)
ross clot (drums/vox - lead vox on Everything Went Bad)

Recorded at Project Sound, Haverhill, Mass.
Recorded, Mixed, Mastered by Jay "The Milky" Duguay
Artwork Pete Pasted
Songs by Kermit's Finger except "Everything Went Bad" (Dogmatics)


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Kermit's Finger Boston, Massachusetts

Boston three-piece...been called punk, been called garage, been called hardcore...punk + garage + hardcore = rock. We're good with that.

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