Jacque's JonBenet Bombshell!

by Kermit's Finger

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1.
01:03
Whiskey...... Whiskey at the end of the day Whiskey when I'm home alone Whiskey when I drink you straight I wanna drink until the bottle's done Whiskey...... A liter just won't be enough 'cause I really love to drink even when I end up pukin' in the sink and I end up with a hangover and I guess you know the cure another sip of whiskey and I'm headin' out the door Whiskey......
2.
01:12
Didja see the size of that spidah? (t'was) big as my fuckin' hand! I'm goin' to get a tattoo in a foreign land. I said Holy Crap, double flats, (I) broke my leg, (she) shit her pants I've been drinkin' since 9am and I am frickin' cocked (a) clean cut crackhead always looks good when he's smokin' that rock.
3.
I'll never run Not from you I'll never run No matter what you do I'll never run And I'll never hide I'll never run But I'll step outside 'cause If you want a piece Of fucking me I'll never run you know Just where I'll be I'll never run Not today I'll never run No matter what you say I'll never run From you and your friends I'll never run I'll stand my ground until the end and... If you want a piece Of fucking me I'll never run you know Just where I'll be I'll never run I'll be standing right here I'll never run Just finish my beer I'll never run 'cause I'm not scared I'll never run 'cause I never fucking cared but... If you want a piece Of fucking me I'll never run you know Just where I'll be Let's rumble!
4.
I've got a date with my girl tonight In the graveyard under the moonlight Gonna dig her up and take her home 'cause tonight I'm not gonna sleep alone. JonBenet, why did they take you away from me? murdered by her parents on an insurance scam I'm not gonna let them ruin my plan gonna dig her up, take her outta the box, she looks so cute in her little knee socks JonBenet, why did they take you away JonBenet, why did they take you away from me?
5.
I was drinking the other day This girl came over and she said, "What the hey; Do you want to come back to my place?" I said, "I guess I should remember your face...." It's not right - it's just not right We got to her place and her boyfriend was there He didn't say nothing, he just sat and stared. I said, "Hey, don't you even mind?" He said, "If she don't care, then I ain't got the time...." It's not right - it's just not right I said, "Hey - this is pretty weird!" She said, "Don't say that 'cause I like the beard. Would it be better if he didn't know? Then you couldn't stay, and you'd have to go...." It's all right - she said it's all right
6.
Bet you think you're Lucky Boys, Bet you think you're swell; Bet you think that your shit No longer fucking smells. Riding on the coattails of a better band Singing all of their songs Does that make you feel a man? We're strangers When we meet We're strangers On the street Singing songs about the working man and all his hard times When you sing about the working man Well, who'd you have in mind? Driving around in your fancy car You act like you don't know Who the hell we are
7.
(we) Packed up our stuff, got into the van on our way to Spiderland 500 miles to Ontario but that's as far as we were gonna go 'cause we're... Kermit's Finger, circus performers we could't make it across the border Jonee Earthquake and Zippo Raid would have got arrested if they'd played Border guards tryin' to act tough asked us questions and went through our stuff but I got mad and felt like yellin' when they told us jonee was a felon Great white north don't you go Canada fuckin' blows!
8.
I've got a five in my pocket, so I know where to go I've got beer in my fridge - don't need anymore It's a stop on the way, just jump off the bus I got me a comic without any fuss At the comic book shop say oh yeah yeah Sometimes my girl she'll come with me If I stay too long, she'll call me boring But she finds a way to spend her time Reads the books on the shelves without spending a dime At the comic book shop say oh yeah yeah Oh, when I need a fix It's how I get my kicks Go on down to the shop and pick out a brand new crop
9.
You say that I'm not a punk you call me a fuckin' drunk try to tell me what I can not do You say I don't know tell me I'm too slow You know I don't hear you at all you don't know me you don't love me you don't know me at all don't you tell me don't you tell me don't you tell me what to fuckin' do!
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lyrics by Nervous Eaters
11.
01:35
High stress asshole, you make me sick Don't know what to tell you, you're an ugly prick Don't matter what you say, don't matter what you do 'Cause all I wanna do is puke on you Hey Hey Hey Puke on you I'm nicer than I sound, but you bring out my worst Try to still the hate, but you build it up first It rises and it boils, and I just sit and stew 'til all I wanna do is puke on you

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released November 30, 2001

evil eddie c.: bass/vocals
pete pasted: guitar/vocals
ross clot: drums/vocals

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Kermit's Finger Boston, Massachusetts

Boston three-piece...been called punk, been called garage, been called hardcore...punk + garage + hardcore = rock. We're good with that.

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