Jacque's JonBenet Bombshell!

by Kermit's Finger

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credits

released November 30, 2001

evil eddie c.: bass/vocals
pete pasted: guitar/vocals
ross clot: drums/vocals

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Kermit's Finger Boston, Massachusetts

Boston three-piece...been called punk, been called garage, been called hardcore...let's look at the math: punk + garage + hardcore = rock. We're good with that.

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Track Name: Whiskey
Whiskey......

Whiskey at the end of the day
Whiskey when I'm home alone
Whiskey when I drink you straight
I wanna drink until the bottle's done

Whiskey......

A liter just won't be enough
'cause I really love to drink
even when I end up
pukin' in the sink

and I end up with a hangover
and I guess you know the cure
another sip of whiskey
and I'm headin' out the door

Whiskey......
Track Name: Holy Crap
Didja see the size of that spidah?
(t'was) big as my fuckin' hand!
I'm goin' to get a tattoo
in a foreign land. I said

Holy Crap, double flats,
(I) broke my leg, (she) shit her pants

I've been drinkin' since 9am and
I am frickin' cocked
(a) clean cut crackhead always looks good
when he's smokin' that rock.
Track Name: I'll Never Run
I'll never run
Not from you
I'll never run
No matter what you do
I'll never run
And I'll never hide
I'll never run
But I'll step outside 'cause

If you want a piece
Of fucking me
I'll never run you know
Just where I'll be

I'll never run
Not today
I'll never run
No matter what you say
I'll never run
From you and your friends
I'll never run
I'll stand my ground until the end and...

If you want a piece
Of fucking me
I'll never run you know
Just where I'll be

I'll never run
I'll be standing right here
I'll never run
Just finish my beer
I'll never run
'cause I'm not scared
I'll never run
'cause I never fucking cared but...

If you want a piece
Of fucking me
I'll never run you know
Just where I'll be

Let's rumble!
Track Name: Love Song (For A Dead Child)
I've got a date with my girl tonight
In the graveyard under the moonlight
Gonna dig her up and take her home
'cause tonight I'm not gonna sleep alone.

JonBenet, why did they take you away from me?

murdered by her parents on an insurance scam
I'm not gonna let them ruin my plan
gonna dig her up, take her outta the box,
she looks so cute in her little knee socks

JonBenet, why did they take you away
JonBenet, why did they take you away from me?
Track Name: Just Not Right
I was drinking the other day
This girl came over and she said, "What the hey;
Do you want to come back to my place?"
I said, "I guess I should remember your face...."

It's not right - it's just not right

We got to her place and her boyfriend was there
He didn't say nothing, he just sat and stared.
I said, "Hey, don't you even mind?"
He said, "If she don't care, then I ain't got the time...."

It's not right - it's just not right

I said, "Hey - this is pretty weird!"
She said, "Don't say that 'cause I like the beard.
Would it be better if he didn't know?
Then you couldn't stay, and you'd have to go...."

It's all right - she said it's all right
Track Name: Strangers On The Street
Bet you think you're Lucky Boys,
Bet you think you're swell;
Bet you think that your shit
No longer fucking smells.
Riding on the coattails
of a better band
Singing all of their songs
Does that make you feel a man?

We're strangers
When we meet
We're strangers
On the street

Singing songs about the working man
and all his hard times
When you sing about the working man
Well, who'd you have in mind?
Driving around in your fancy car
You act like you don't know
Who the hell we are
Track Name: Circus Performers
(we) Packed up our stuff, got into the van
on our way to Spiderland
500 miles to Ontario but
that's as far as we were gonna go

'cause we're...

Kermit's Finger, circus performers
we could't make it across the border
Jonee Earthquake and Zippo Raid
would have got arrested if they'd played

Border guards tryin' to act tough
asked us questions and went through our stuff
but I got mad and felt like yellin'
when they told us jonee was a felon

Great white north
don't you go
Canada
fuckin' blows!
Track Name: Comic Book Shop
I've got a five in my pocket, so I know where to go
I've got beer in my fridge - don't need anymore
It's a stop on the way, just jump off the bus
I got me a comic without any fuss

At the comic book shop
say oh yeah yeah

Sometimes my girl she'll come with me
If I stay too long, she'll call me boring
But she finds a way to spend her time
Reads the books on the shelves without spending a dime

At the comic book shop
say oh yeah yeah

Oh, when I need a fix
It's how I get my kicks
Go on down to the shop
and pick out a brand new crop
Track Name: Don't You Tell Me
You say that I'm not a punk
you call me a fuckin' drunk
try to tell me what I can not do

You say I don't know
tell me I'm too slow
You know I don't hear you at all

you don't know me
you don't love me
you don't know me at all

don't you tell me
don't you tell me
don't you tell me what to fuckin' do!
Track Name: Shit For Brains (Nervous Eaters)
lyrics by Nervous Eaters
Track Name: Puke On U
High stress asshole, you make me sick
Don't know what to tell you, you're an ugly prick
Don't matter what you say, don't matter what you do
'Cause all I wanna do is puke on you

Hey Hey Hey Puke on you

I'm nicer than I sound, but you bring out my worst
Try to still the hate, but you build it up first
It rises and it boils, and I just sit and stew
'til all I wanna do is puke on you